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"Today's good mood is sponsored by coffee."

"Every morning I long to hold you…I need you, I want you, I have to have you…your warmth, your smell, your taste…ohhh coffee, I love you."


What do you call it when you walk into a coffee shop and feel like you’ve been there before?


Good laughs 

Coffee and a good laugh can make for a great pick-me-up. Whether you’re having a cup of coffee on your own or with friends, it can be a great way to break the ice and start a conversation. And having a good laugh over coffee can help to reduce stress and improve your mood. So go ahead and enjoy that coffee and laugh!

You’re brew-ti-ful!

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?        A depresso. 

How are coffee beans like teenagers?        They are always getting grounded.

What do baristas say to their least-favorite customers?        You mocha me crazy!

What’s the best Beatles song?        Latte Be!

Where do birds go for coffee?        To the NESTcafe.

How does a tech guy drink coffee?       He installs Java!

What does a coffee lover say when they’re hitting on you?        I’ve been thinking about you a latte.

What did the coffee bean say to the hot water?

It's gonna be a latte of a time!

Coffee Quotes

 “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”
-Lewis Black 

“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short."

"Caffeine — It maintains my sunny personality."
-Jane Ellison.

“I put coffee in my coffee.”


”If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away.”

– Anonymous

"Coffee is a language in itself."
- Jackie Chan

"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons."
- T.S. Eliot

"Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised."
- Star Trek

"Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self."
- Terry Pratchett

"Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world."
- Thomas Jefferson

 "Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self."
- Terry Pratchett

"Coffee is a language in itself."
- Jackie Chan

"Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat."
- Johann Sebastian Bach

"Coffee is the common man's gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility."
- Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir

Miss Coffee Drinker

As a coffee lover, I'm always looking for the perfect cup. Whether I'm out and about or brewing up a fresh pot in my own kitchen, I'm always on the hunt for the perfect roast. The best part about being a coffee lover is that there is always something new to try. From light and fruity roasts to dark and chocolatey varieties, there is no shortage of delicious flavors. But with so many different types of coffee available, it can be a bit overwhelming to know where to start. Fortunately, coffee lovers can easily find the perfect cup of coffee with a bit of research. There are several factors to consider when selecting a coffee roast, such as the type of bean, the origin of the coffee, and the roast profile. When it comes to the type of bean, there are several different varieties, including arabica, robusta, and liberica. Arabica is the most popular, and it is known for its sweet, mild flavors and subtle acidity. Robusta beans, on the other hand, are higher in caffeine and have a more intense flavor. Liberica beans are the least common, and they have a unique flavor profile that is earthy and nutty. The origin of the coffee will also affect the flavor. Coffee beans from different countries and regions will have distinct flavor profiles. For example, coffee from Central America typically has a bright and fruity flavor, while coffee from Africa is darker and more complex. The roast profile is also important. Light roasts are mild and have a bright, crisp flavor, while dark roasts are more full-bodied and have a smoky and robust taste. No matter what type of bean or roast you choose, there is something for every coffee lover. With a bit of research and experimentation, you're sure to find the perfect cup.

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